Funnies

One, from another teacher:
Teacher (to a student whose pants were sagging) "Hey, pull your pants up...I don't want to see any brown"

Students "Oooooo...is that a racial statement?"

Teacher "No, I was talking about his underwear"
Two - I usually don't post things here from other places, and I'm unsure as to whether the following isn't just something that was made up, but I found it nonetheless.

"Draw a picture of what you want to do when you grow up"


If you are a seasoned teacher, you won't be too surprised. Maybe you'll be even more surprised to find out that the mother of the child works at Home Depot and sells shovels there.

Reading Ahead

When you are driving, you need to look up ahead so you don't get yourself into trouble. Same goes for filling out forms. I'll call it defensive reading.