Teacher (to a student whose pants were sagging) "Hey, pull your pants up...I don't want to see any brown"Two - I usually don't post things here from other places, and I'm unsure as to whether the following isn't just something that was made up, but I found it nonetheless.
Students "Oooooo...is that a racial statement?"
Teacher "No, I was talking about his underwear"
"Draw a picture of what you want to do when you grow up"

If you are a seasoned teacher, you won't be too surprised. Maybe you'll be even more surprised to find out that the mother of the child works at Home Depot and sells shovels there.

