Here They Come!

One:

This is a reminder that ******* will be traveling beginning on June 6th and will miss the last few days of school.

His responsibility is to make sure all of his assignments are in before that time. I will have him contact each of you to make sure he has everything done that needs to be in before June 6th. Please let me know if there is going to be any problem with him completing course work by then so I can help him focus.

Two:

I am writing this letter on behalf of our family and *****'s family. We wanted to let all the teachers know that the two girls will be gone the last 2 days of school for a volleyball tournament in Florida. I'm not sure the timing could have been planned any more poorly, but it is what it is,

...

If you could let us know by the end of this week, we can make sure the girls are studying for tests or working on projects that will need to be completed (especially with the availability of the long weekend coming up).

Thank you so much for your help and again we apologize for the inconvenience-

Three:
Mr. [IB]:
****** will miss the last five days of school to attend camp - it is his first year as a counselor and he needs to be there early. Will you be doing anything at the end of the school year that he can miss? If so, he'll need to do that work before he leaves for the camp.
This year is the first year where I have to give district assessments. Since they are done over the Internet and I have no control over when they are given, I can just sit back, relax, and write that they'll have to miss the final exam since it is all beyond my control. That makes me quite happy indeed. I would love to be the staff at the College Board that gets the same phone calls - Timmy can't take the SAT because he has a dentist appointment. Can he take it after the others have finished?

Teaching Hours - International Comparison

With a student teacher, I can certainly get some work done. Generally I go across the hall and work in an office and peek in every ten or fifteen minutes to see if everything is going well ...she only teaches two hours. Today I walked down to one of the calculus teacher's room just to see what was going on...many are my former students. Since the AP exam is over with, he's been teaching statistics. Today they were working with binomial distributions. One kid asked why the variance of a binomial distribution was npq. The teacher wasn't sure...I left the room and found out how to prove it. I came back in and presented. Kids were happy, I was happy, and the teacher was happy.

While I was out looking it up, I was in another room where kids were doing probability. The problem was just an introduction problem - but I was curious on how it could be solved. In my room I found the solution using a nice layout on Excel and sent it to the teacher who will show his students.

This is just with one extra hour since my student teacher had my fifth hour. With the holiday on Monday, I had no homework to correct, so I could see and participate (directly and indirectly) in their classrooms. And I think that all three benefited from my time "off" today.

Why we don't have more time to work with each other is something that I've never understood. The chart to the right is from the OECD and shows the number of hours secondary teachers are in front of a classroom during a year. It is nice to know that the rest of the world decides that it is in the best interest of the educational system to let teachers have proper time to grade, contact parents, and work with students one-on-one. An hour a day just isn't cutting it for me, particularly since my prep period happens to be the same period that many of my students in special education have their support class, which means that they come down to me for help at times. No, I don't mind it, but with kids in the morning, kids during my prep, and kids after school means very little time for me to work on my own or with colleagues. Beside, with only 1/6 of the school's teachers preparing any given hour, the chance that someone is preparing for the same lessons I am is negligible (this year I don't have any planning periods in common with teachers who teach what I do).

I suppose people will look at the fact that teachers "only" teach five hours a day as a perk. But I know that the time that gets spent making those PowerPoint demonstrations in business meetings dwarfs the amount of time presenting them. When can we expect the same amount of time to perfect our lessons?

All Boys Classes Today

Honors reception in the media center!

Autism Outside of School

From the (Minneapolis) Star Tribune:
The Church of St. Joseph in Bertha, Minn., filed a temporary restraining order barring Carol and John Race from bringing their [13 year old,] 225-pound son, Adam, to church.

An affidavit alleges Adam struck a child during mass, fought efforts to restrain him, pulled an adolescent girl to his lap and revved the engine of someone else's car. A parish statement said the legal move was a last resort after church leaders tried to accommodate and mediate, but the family refused.

Carol Race says that her son isn't angry and violent and that his actions and her family's efforts to calm him are misunderstood by a community that doesn't understand autism. She said the family's requests for accommodation haven't been fulfilled. She ignored the court order and took her son to church on Mother's Day, receiving a citation days later.

It will certainly be interesting to see how the church handles this. If it were my district that I teach in, we would accommodate the child by paying $40,000 a year for an educational assistant to follow him around all day while taking notes for him.

I would assume that the Church can do whatever they want. I certainly don't think the child has a right to attend the church any more than an non-believer has a right to be married in one.

Scapegoat

The Star Tribune printed an article on black vs. white suspension rates. In Minnesota, black students are being suspended at six times the rate of white kids. Is the problem cultural? Let's look at the article:
Keenan Hooper likes to joke around and admits he has a motormouth. He also admits to getting into trouble again and again with teachers weary of his antics. School officials have sent him home more times than Keenan or his mom can count.

"Teachers need order in the classroom, I agree," Keisha Hooper said. "I think where we part ways is that they seem to lose patience with the black kids more than they do the white."
Poor Keenan. Let's read it another way: the other kids in class cannot learn because Keenan is a motormouth and his antics interfere with the teacher trying to help students learn the material. Ms. Keenan thinks that the white kids in class that act as bad as her son get off easy. My guess is that Keenan couldn't name another student in his class that acts as poorly as he does.

How's this one, courtesy of "school officials" - i.e. those that don't work with these children on a daily basis.
But any effort to study why black children are suspended more than whites should include looking at how well a mostly white teaching corps connects with an increasing number of black students, school officials say.
Ah, the teachers don't understand black kids. Okay, maybe I'm not part of that culture, but don't I know how all students should act in a classroom?

Here is the one that takes the cake for me:
"Teachers have to develop more tolerance. And the only way they can get that is through teacher training," said Roger Banks, a research analyst for the Council on Black Minnesotans. "Discipline is a teaching moment. This is where your abilities as a teacher come into play."
The truth is, teachers have become too tolerant. If we were to make rules that everyone could live with, once broken we'd offer second and third chances. Only then would we send kids down to the office. The administrators notice that this is the first time that they've been sent down, so they get a warning. Only on the twenty-seventh occurrence of the behavior would a student be suspended. Isn't this the way it always is? My ability as a teacher is to teach mathematics. One student can ruin that for the other 34 because of that one student's ability to destroy a classroom. What Mr. Banks doesn't see are the eye rolls the disruptive ones constantly get from those willing to learn but unwilling to speak up.

Here's one case:

Cashon Richard, 15, was suspended a few times in middle school. "But it got real crazy this year," said the Washburn High School ninth-grader.

This year, Cashon -- who says he's a gang member -- has been sent home several times for fighting. But he's also been suspended for being three minutes late to class, for going to the bathroom without a pass and for sleeping at his desk. In all, he guesses, he has been suspended 15 times this school year.

Said Cashon: "I think the teachers just don't like me."
If readers think that Cashon was suspended for only sleeping at his desk or for only being three minutes late to class, they are way off the mark. If my decade and a half of teaching these students means anything, Cashon cares very little about getting an education (in Minneapolis, the average cost per student is $17,900 - I'm sure his "share" is much higher), and has been in trouble many more times than 15. Too bad that the writer can get Cashon's take on the suspensions, but the school system cannot talk about Cashon due to privacy issues. Could you imagine what his teachers would say if there was no fear from reprisal?

Here's another gem:

The 14-year-old at North View Junior High in the Osseo schools has been suspended twice for turning up her volume. "I think some teachers don't like me because I'm kind of loud," she said.

There is one teacher -- Denise Rupert -- who Brandi says is firm, funny and patient, "as long as you don't disrespect her."

Brandi's mom, Sheila Stamper, said: "That's really what the kids are looking for, to be heard."

A postscript: Brandi was suspended again Thursday and Friday for getting into an altercation with a girl who knocked her books out of her arms. Sheila Stamper learned about the suspension through a phone message.

It seems that Brandi was heard loud and clearly by the other girl. I guess this is progress.

I have no problem with the data...if black kids are suspended more times than white students, we need to know and discuss why. You can't hide from the data. But if the article suggests that white teachers just need to get to know black students better and everything will be fine, then they have better back that up with more data. Otherwise, I'll have to assume that white teachers don't like white boys as much as Asian girls.

Unenforcable Rules

Isn't is great when administrators come up with a school rule that is certainly unenforceable? Check this one out, which parents at an elementary school in Minneapolis got by email yesterday:
Over the course of the past few days, I have received numerous complaints from students and parents about their children being touched through aggressive behavior and/ or play fighting. Often times it is difficult for staff to determine whether it is for fun or of a more serious nature. In addition, there are students who plain and simply are not comfortable when they are touched either casually or in a game situation. Since we can not have different rules for different children, I have shared with many of the classrooms today (and the rest tomorrow) that touching in any form is no longer acceptable while in school [emphasis added]. There were many questions about exceptions such as "What if we are friends and want to hold hands?" or "What if the other person says it is okay?" For consistency purposes, we are saying that to be respectful of all students' rights, we will go with a no touch policy therefore; no one has to be concerned that they are being touched against their will. Feel free to give me a call if you have any specific questions. In advance, thank you for your support. [Principal]
I'm sure glad this isn't the school my kid goes to.

If I were to get into a conversation with this principal, I'd be sure to ask
  • What will happen to the kids who touch others?
  • What should happen if an adult touches a kid?
  • What happens to repeat huggers offenders?
  • Are you preparing kids for life or protecting them from life?

Newspaper Comment

Our governor vetoed an education bill here in Minnesota and the Star Tribune ran a story on it. I'm reading it online when I read a user comment:
Lets get back to the basics, way too much spent on administrators and not enough on teachers. How about no H.S. diploma, no driver's license until you turn 18?
Since you can't realistically get a diploma until you're 18 (or very close) anyway, what purpose would this serve?

How to Get a Student Out of Class

Suppose you have a student that:
  • Constantly talks in class.
  • Lies about talking in class and gets eye rolls from others.
  • Often refuses to sit where his assigned seat is.
  • Will not participate when called upon.
  • Will not participate in groups.
  • Will do no work.
  • Draws smiley faces instead of functions that should be graphed when taking quizzes or
  • Leaves quizzes and exams blank.
  • Does no homework.
  • Was kicked off the basketball team for extreme laziness.
And suppose that you've
  • Talked to this child, very respectfully, in and out of the classroom about his behavior
  • Contacted his mother at home by phone, met her at conferences, and invited her in to school to talk to all her teachers.
  • Wrote many, many referrals to the administration.
And suppose that only once, for one day, was he sent home.

Then suppose he tells a teacher to "fuck off" in class.

Well now he gets three days at home.

I've spent 160 days with this kid, minus the days he's decided not to come (or just walked out) which are few. Nothing has been done with this kid other than to offer him some lip service when he really should just have been sent home for the semester (or year?) when it was obvious that he would do nothing but keep others off task by his behaviors. Now he gets three days at home because of cursing out a teacher.

Yes, yes, he should get in trouble for what he said. But if you add up all the other incidents that his teachers have had to put up with all year, then surely they amount to more than what was said today. And if you add up all the "man-hours" of education that the kids have missed because we've been dealing with this kid's behaviors, we'd all be appalled that he gets to spend any time with us at all.

I guess I can be angry about this, but for right now I'm planning on three days of relative bliss. And I'll also plan on how I can get him to tell me (or better yet, the principal) to fuck off upon his return.

Update on δ

Update on the student (who I'll call δ since I can't call her by her name!) whose IEP meeting never happened and what happened later. Yesterday δ was being rude to the student teacher in class - as the poor teacher asked her to be quiet many times, she just kept on talking. I'm in the back of the room wondering when I should be stepping in...the student teacher does need to deal with it, so I pretty much let it go until....

δ is told by another student to be quiet. This happens a lot, actually, and kids are pretty good about acting appropriately when other students tell them to. But not this time. δ takes the other kid's book (who is Somali) and throws it across the room. So now it is time for me to get her out of the room. I take her to the assistant principal's office, and the isn't very happy about it. The principal tells her to go to the main office and wait for her there since she is busy at the moment.

When I get her to the office, I go back to the classroom to talk to the Somali student, who tells me that δ has been bothering her and other Somali kids for quite some time. This kid is really upset and afraid since she knows that the other girl has been in quite a few fights. I'm surprised she had the guts to tell δ to be quiet at all.

Well, surprise, surprise, δ is in school once again today. God for bid if we sacrifice δ's right to an education in order to let the other students learn without interruption and to be free from fear in school. When teachers leave the profession, it is because we have to deal with behavior like this. Since I'll be teaching Algebra 1 next year as well, I just might be lucky enough to have her in class for another 180 days of my life. And if I ever suggest that she move to an alternative program where people are trained to work with kids with these kinds of behavior issues, I'm sure to be chastised for "inflammatory and hurtful".

Student Teacher

So I share a student teacher with another math teacher. She's just been teaching one algebra class for two weeks, and now has two algebra classes. I sit in the back of the room and 1) type notes for her based on her lesson/delivery, and 2) keep kids on task. Boy is this boring.

The worst part of it is trying to hold my tongue. It isn't as if my student teacher is bad...she isn't - just inexperienced, and she'll be fine with some more time. And it certainly isn't as if I have all the answers. If I did, I'm sure that someone in the district would take notice and pull me out of the classroom to be put in some office job!

But I still feel like jumping up and saying, "No, try this!" or "This is where you could have asked this to piggy-back on that last comment" or "You could also do it this way" or "Did you hear what Joe said very quietly? It was a brilliant insight" or "You could have asked that same question this way" or whatever.

Well, rather than do that, I'll just write about it and wait until the kids start working independently when I can have a little interaction with them. Until then ..... darn, I could be grading my morning papers!

Math Teacher Bingo

Ever wanted to play Bingo while grading a set of papers? Get some colleagues together and see who wins. First one to get five in a row gets a box of colored chalk.