An urban, high school IB mathematics teacher rambles on about his day.

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| 29 August 2006
My Very Elegant Mother Just Served Us Noodles.
My Velvet Eyes Make Johnny Stay Up Nights.
My Very Erratic Mother Just Sniffed Uppers Needlessly.
My Very Expensive Machine Just Smashed Up Nina.
Mother Very Easily Made John Stop Using Narcotics.
My Very Entertaining Monkey Just Stumbled Upon Neptune.
Many Volcanoes Erupt Mulberry Jam Sandwiches Under Norway.
My Very Eager Mother Just Saw Ulrich Naked.

and these three from "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!"

Many Virgins Enter My Jacuzzi Swooning Uncontrollably Nightly.
Most Very Eligible Men Just Sleep Until Now.
My Volkswagen Emits Mick Jagger Songs Until Noon.

2 comments:

Chance said...

And for the dwarfs?

Can't Play Xylophone?

Euclid said...

How did I miss this post? Very funny. Mick Jagger right!